i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
you dont choose your sexuality your sexuality is handed to you by village elders after you kill your first bear
i keep running into the same girl who works at this bank over and over and over again
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
2) anything that gets invented between then and before you turn thirty is incredibly exciting and creative and with any luck you can make a career out of it;
3) anything that gets invented after you’re thirty is against the natural order of things and the beginning of the end of civilisation as we know it until it’s been around for about ten years when it gradually turns out to be alright really.
Apply this list to movies, rock music, word processors and mobile phones to work out how old you are. ❞
douglas adams writing about technology in 1999.
petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters
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